S**t My Students Talk About at Home

Student: "Mrs. S., how old did you turn today?"

Me: "Well, I don't normally tell my students, but today I turned 28!"

Student: "WHAT?! There is NO way you're 28!"

Me: "Haha, why is that?"

Student: "Because my mom says you have the porcelain skin of an angel, and a 28 year old definitely can't have skin like that."

Seriously, what do these kids talk about at home?!

S**t My Students Say That I Don't Understand

I forgot to tell you...

Student: "Um, Mrs. S?"

Me: "Yes, dear?"

Student: "I forgot to tell you that Gabriel farted on us."

S**t my students draw on their assignments

You are 20-year-old college students turning in graded work.

No, cations are not ions with cats in them.

No, galactose is not an in-human, sword-wielding piece of a totem poll.

No, pandas have nothing to do with molecules in the brain.

And no, unicorns are not, in fact, scientific in any way...