OMG

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!

Picture this:

A class of 2nd graders on the second day of school, all sitting in a circle while we are playing a hand game that focuses on steady beat. All of a sudden you hear from one of the male students......

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!!! We have to stop!"

I ask in an extremely confused manner, "Um, why?"

The boy says, "Because my pants are falling down, but I don't know why because we're sitting down right now! What is this world coming to?!"

And so it begins.....

Boys Will be Boys...

Male 1st grader: "Um, Ms. S., I would just like to let you know that I'm allergic to pink."

S**t My Students Write When They Get in Trouble

I swear, there was no beaver.

S**t My Students Talk About at Home

Student: "Mrs. S., how old did you turn today?"

Me: "Well, I don't normally tell my students, but today I turned 28!"

Student: "WHAT?! There is NO way you're 28!"

Me: "Haha, why is that?"

Student: "Because my mom says you have the porcelain skin of an angel, and a 28 year old definitely can't have skin like that."

Seriously, what do these kids talk about at home?!

S**t My Students Say That I Don't Understand

I forgot to tell you...

Student: "Um, Mrs. S?"

Me: "Yes, dear?"

Student: "I forgot to tell you that Gabriel farted on us."