Don't You Know ANYTHING?

Me: "So where are your parents from?"

Student: "Honduras" (in her lovely hispanic accent)

Me: "That's awesome! I've been to Honduras!"

Student: "Um, it's not HAWN-DER-US. It's OHN-DOO-RRRAS. I thought you could flip your R's. Don't you know ANYTHING?"

(I couldn't make this up if I tried.)